Only in my world does the family screwup have a police record and three Oscars. And only a screwup like me would be nuts enough to fall for a cop. Not just any cop. Amy’s the police chief in this small town my family built from scratch. We’ve got a reality TV spotlight scanning our every move. No way will the perfect girl next door take a chance on me. I’ve heard she’s got a brother behind bars, so guys with rap sheets are off limits. The thing is, I’ve changed. My family might hover like I’m ready to flop face-first off the wagon. But I’m doing great, and I plan to prove it to Amy. We laugh like crazy together, but there’s more between us. I’m sure of it. Between bedazzled thongs, a hilariously raunchy text mishap, and sexy handcuff games, I’m determined to break down her walls. Except the harder I try to show I’m a new man, the more I know Chief Lovelin locked up my heart and chucked the key.